30 Of The Best "Bad Pun Dog" Memes For A Ruff Workday That Deserve A Round Of A-Paws

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Dec 9, 2022 4:00 PM EST

If you came here looking or dog puns, you're barking up the wrong tree. You'd have to be Sherlock Bones in order to find a pun around here. We're pawsitive you'll have a ball reading through these terrible, yet hilarious dog pun memes. It'll be like a paw-ty full of dads telling dreadful dad jokes, but you can't help but laugh at how ridiculous they are. We collected the best of the best, and we're sure you'll howl with laughter at a few them at least.

So let's raise the woof and get ready to giggle, because you're about to start reading some top-notch, grade A puns. We'll start you off with one of our favorites: What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

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  • 01
    Dog - What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Manjust foils their plans.
    via rhino90

    Okay, this one is actually quite clever. Could you imagine Aluminum Man? What would his super power be - keeping leftovers warm? Stopping pies from burning? Lining baking trays? Cleaning jewelry? We're out of uses for aluminum foil, got any other ideas?

  • 02
    Dog - IN HAWAII IT IS ILLEGAL TO LAUGH LOUDLY IN PUBLIC IF YOU LAUGH IN HAWAII IT HAS TO BE A LOW HA! imgflip.com
    via seaoh
  • 03
    Dog - MY FRIEND STOLE A CALENDAR HE GOT 12 MONTHS
    via bobman2472

    Ha…ha ha….ha. It's so funny I forgot to laugh. At least he got all 12 months though! Imagine trying to steal a calendar and missing a few months in the middle. How disappointing would that be? What if you didn't get your birthday month? All that work for nothing.

  • 04
    Dog - IWROTE A SONG ABOUT A TORTILLA ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE OF A WRAP
    via FloofyDrago
  • 05
    Dog - YOU SHOULDN'T EAT CLOCKS IT'S VERY TIME CONSUMING
    via conner_N
  • 06
    Dog - MY FRIEND SAID HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND CLONING I SAID "THAT MAKES TWO OF US" imgflip.com
    via bobman2472
  • 07
    Dog - I told my friend my top ten best jokes, trying to make him laugh Sadly, no pun in-ten-did!
    via jollyBARF
  • 08
    Dog - I ASKED A FRENCH GUY IF HE LIKES TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES HE SAID, "WII"
    via KittyOverLord
  • 09
    Dog - WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUMB SKELETON? A NUMBSKULL
    via Festive_Tifflamemez_Sauce
  • 10
    Dog - WHY DID THE OLD MAN FALL IN THE WELL? BECAUSE HE COULDN'T SEE THAT WELL
    via SamSchoolNMemes
  • 11
    Dog - I WAS WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET OF 1912 AND I FOUND IT "GREATLY" DEPRESSING
    via MBomb
  • 12
    Dog - WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK WITH A DRUG PROBLEM A QUACKHEAD
    via Depechememes
  • 13
    Dog - WHAT'S HARRY POTTER'S FAVORITE METHOD OF GETTING DOWN A HILL? WALKING.... JK, ROLLING. АААААААНННННННН
    via SAULBOURQUE
  • 14
    Dog - WHY IS DARK SPELLED WITH A "K" AND NOT WITH A "C"? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T "C" IN THE DARK!
    via Salem_Official
  • 15
    Dog - IN ORDER FOR YOUR FUNGI TO GROW, YOU MUST GIVE IT AS MUSHROOM AS POSSIBLE!
    via SwampyTheSwampMonster
  • 16
    Dog - A LIMBO CHAMPION WALKED INTO A BAR HE WAS DISQUALIFIED
    via AngelPlayz_Games
  • 17
    Dog - HOW DO U ORGANIZE A SPACE PARTY? YOU PLANET.
    via Jolly_microwavable_memes
  • 18
    Dog - WHY IS PETER PAN ALWAYS FLYING BECAUSE HE NEVERLANDS
    via FloofyDrago
  • 19
    Dog - WHAT DID ONE BOOMERANG SAY TO THE OTHER I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
    via conner_N
  • 20
    Dog - WHAT DID THE JANITOR SAY WHEN HE JUMPED OUT OF THE CLOSET? SUPPLIES!
    via FloofyDrago
  • 21
    Dog - WHY ARE PANCAKES GOOD AT BASEBALL? BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE BEST BATTER
    via @
  • 22
    Dog - WHAT WASHES UP ON TINY BEACHES? MICROWAVES
    via anonymous
  • 23
    Dog - WHY COULDN'T THE PLUSH TOY EAT? IT WAS ALREADY STUFFED!
    via yeetus-deletus
  • 24
    Dog - I WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE FOG THIS MORNING... BUT I MIST MY CHANCES OR MAYBE I COULD JUST DEW IT TOMORROW
    via kaneishere123
  • 25
    Dog - I'M A BIG FAN OF WHITEBOARDS I FIND THEM REMARKABLE
    via Luna_The_Artistic_Dragon
  • 26
    Dog - WHY DID THE SKELETON CRY AT THE PLAYGROUND? HE HAD NO-BODY TO PLAY WITH!
    via anonymous
  • 27
    Dog - I MADE A WEBSITE FOR ORPHANS TODAY BUT IT DOESNT HAVE A HOME PAGE
    via Vulcan311
  • 28
    Dog - I ONCE KNEW A DOG WHO OWNED A TASER SHE WAS STUNNING!
    via WalterPJenkins
  • 29
    Dog - Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT'D WOULD BE A FOOT.
    via Smooth_Operator
  • 30
    Dog - WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CUT WOOD? WIDDLE BY WIDDLE
    via MrM1ho

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